Look out, world: Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis are finally going to finish what they started when they pretended to be in love on That ’70s Show, and there’s not a thing you can do about it!
After an embarrassing mishap in which they attempted to play opposite each other in a sexy movie but instead ended up in two different versions of the same film (who can keep No Strings Attached and Friends With Benefits straight?) the two finally managed to rendez-vous for a shopping and sushi date in Los Angeles over the weekend. According to a photographer for gossip site X17, “Ashton was touching Mila’s hand and Mila was all dressed up. She looked hot; this was definitely more than a dinner between friends — this was a full-on date!” Oh, to be a pap in the bushes outside Ashton and Mila’s exciting, sexy-times dinner.
As X17′s photos show, both parties looked incredibly shifty as they exited the restaurant and got into a car, with Mila getting so nervous that she forgot to sit in the front seat like a grown-up. What naughty things were they about to go and do? Or were they nervous because this is a fake relashe for publicity purposes, and they were afraid they’d be caught out for that? Whichever it is, I’m sure the tabloids will provide us with lots more very exciting evidence from which to form an opinion.
(Via The New York Post)