Aah, the Glamberts. They’re fabulous because they just think Adam Lambert is fabulous. He’s the best-dressed, most talented performer in the entire world. Maybe even the universe. They will listen to whatever he says, jam to everything he sings and buy whatever he wears. He’s a trendsetter. He’s such a trendsetter that there probably weren’t even trends to set before him.
They’re actually my least favorite fans to troll only because they’re so wonderfully positive. They skip the typical character assassination and just skip right to defending the world’s most stylish man.
The Potterheads truly believe that the Harry Potter series was the best series every written, in the history of the world. Therefore they must staunchly defend it when any other blockbuster book series gets compared to it. The worst possible comparison an innocent writer could make: the Twilight comparison.
Suddenly you’re the stupidest, most illiterate person ever to have been given access to the Internet. You should probably die. For real. Just do it. It won’t hurt as much as your stupidity.
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Lana Del Rey
Lana Del Rey’s fans possibly intrigue me the most. They’re not only rabidly defensive of the singer, but they’re also quick to point out that she’s so pretty she should apologize to everyone for being that much better looking. While that’s illogical (it’s not her fault she’s the most gorgeous woman alive, why should she have to apologize?), it’s not as illogical as being a Lana Del Rey fan. While you don’t have to hate the woman, it’s hard to say she’s talented enough to warrant this fan base.
But to each commenter, his own.
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Madonna fans have been at it for a long time. Almost as long as Madonna’s plastic surgeon. They’re determined to defend their queen, even when her Superbowl performance shows prove that she’s past defending. Rather than talking about talent, they’ll skip right to your faults. You don’t like Madonna, well you’re an idiot. It’s a scientific conclusion.
Like Lana Del Rey’s fans, these fans also trouble me becuase they’re essentially supporting the Titanic of celebrities. Jump on to the ship that’s still sailing. May I recommend Adam Lambert or Taylor Swift?