Well, looks like One Direction mania is officially out of control! They’re being sued, they’re being sexed and now their leftover food is being sold on ebay for the absoultely reasonable asking price of $100,000. Yep, that’s right. If you happen to have $100,000 in your pocket right now and you’re antsy to get your hands on Niall Horan‘s leftover vegemite toast, now’s your chance.
Seroiusly, do it now becuase this opportunity won’t last long. I’m sure teenage girls around the world are currently robbing banks and embezzling money so they can own this very precious piece of toast.
How did this miraculous toast come to be? Our boys — Niall Horan, Zayn Malik, Harry Styles, Liam Payne, Louis Tomlinson — are promoting their new album in Australia right now. They went on a morning program called Sunrise where Niall Horan attempted to eat a piece of vegemite toast.
Looks like his taste buds are even more refined than the hair on his stomach because he spit it out into a napkin. Couldn’t even get down one bite. Which worked out in YOUR favor because now that magical piece of bread is on sale.
According to Mirror, the ebay description reads:
”The item is perishable and although we will package it so that tampering is evident, we do not advise that it is consumed. We will not be including the mouthful that Niall spat out – because that’s just gross.”
The bidding started at $0.99 (64p) which quickly rose to $1000 (£648) within three hours. Then when the price was at $15,000 (£,721) an anonymous bidder obviously lost their mind and threw in $50,000 (£32,409). This same person then bandied their way up to $99,999 which has been matched by another bidder.
From .99 center to $100,000. That’s best PR toast has ever had in the world. Almost as good as the PR orange juice got this week by being seen with Zac Efron’s naked butt.
So who wants to chip in and buy this toast with me? We can worship it together!