Iceberg dead ahead! Titanic 3D comes out tomorrow and I’m already getting my corset tightened for the midnight screening. To make the viewing experience as authentic as possible, I’ll spend the day blogging from the subway tunnels (it’s as close to the third-class cabins as you can get in the city) and attempting to learn the true meaning of life.
If all goes to plan, my mother will finally let me break-up with my horribly shallow ibanker finance Cal who I met at a “I need to marry a rich man so my mother can keep up our illusion of wealth” speed dating event in Tribeca. Fingers crossed.
While I’m doing that, I need you to watch this alternate ending to the original Titanic film. I don’t want to give away the entire plot, but let me just say that Rose acts like a selfish bitch and Bill Paxton goes crazy. Like, probably needs to be hospitalized crazy. I can’t thank the producers/directors/editors enough for not using this ending.
Think Rose is horrible? I do too! So much that I wrote an entire essay on it that you can read right here!