Last week we brought you the disappointing sleepover news that Rihanna and Ashton Kutcher played a few rounds of just the tips at his home from the hours of 12 a.m to 4 a.m. As much as we didn’t want to picture Ashton Kutcher seducing RiRi, paparazzi photos confirmed her time of entry and her time of exit and it looked an awful lot like they were probably having sexual relations.
However, it now looks like it’s far more likely that they played Dream Phone or M.A.S.H all night because when Rihanna was questioned about their relationship, she answered with disgust.
During a press conference in London for her new movie, Battleship, the Barbadian beauty was asked by a gutsy reporter if Kutcher would be visiting her across the pond. Ri-Ri’s response? ”Wow, how disappointing was that question,” she said. “I’m happy and I’m single, if that’s what you’re really asking.”
As if she would ever allow Ashton Kutcher to visit her across the pond. Yeah right. Maybe she would let him meet her in Vom City or Never-Happening-Again Town, but definitely nowhere in the UK.
While we’ll never know what she was doing at his house during those late night hours, we do know she’s going to regret stopping over there for the rest of her life. Can you imagine if your name was tied to Ashton Kutcher in your E! True Hollywood Story?! Because that’s what she has to look forward to forever. Reporters always slipping in sly references to her one night with Ashton and jokes like “Guess Ashton Kutcher found love in a hopeless space.”
Poor Rihanna. Her name’s tainted forever by a model turned actor turned hot stepdad turned astronaut.
Ashton Kutcher is the scarlet letter of the 21st century.