• Wed, Mar 28 2012

Megan Fox’s Pregnancy Will Finally Make Having A Uterus Sexy

According to Star Magazine, which you can usually believe 65% of the time, Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green are expecting a baby in approximately 1-19 months. 19?

Yes, thanks to champion pregnant woman like Hilary Duff and Jessica Simpson, the average celebrity pregnancy can now last for up to 19 months. Hollywood fetuses have developed the financial sense to know whether they’re more profitable in the womb or out of the womb and determine their labor day with those figures in mind. Must be something in the Hollywood water, or in the saline.

Apparently Megan loves her husband Brian Austin Green’s 10-year-old son Kassius so much that she wanted her own. A source says, “Megan has become a great stepmom, and Brian knows she’ll be wonderful with the baby.”

That’s good. Can you imagine if the source said, “Megan has become a mediocre stepmom and Brian fears for the life of his unborn child.”  Then we’d have a whole other story on our hands as well as a much more interesting source to get quotes from.

However just because we can trust our extremely kind source, doesn’t mean we get the official memo for awhile. Right now Megan and B.A.G are only telling their close friends, family and sources — which is usually code for negotiating a magazine cover price.

Well, congrats Megan Fox! May your child never have to experience the “ugly duckling” stage that you went through in high school. That horrible stage when you went from gorgeous child to just regular pretty teen to sexy adult.

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