In Honor Of Sarah Jessica Parker’s Birthday, Let’s Talk About My Love/Hate Relationship With Her

Just when I think I can’t hate Sarah Jessica Parker anymore, something happens and I love her. Then I get confused and my brain goes the other way. I’m not sure why this is.

I can’t say that I truly ‘hate’ the woman because I don’t know her, but I can say there are certain things about her that I think kind of suck. In this same vein, I can’t say I ‘love’ her, because again, for all I know she could be an evil bitch who terrorizes babies and puppies at night while dressed like a unicorn.

But what I can say, for sure, is that it’s her birthday and on other people’s birthday I think it’s best that I talk about my feelings about them. It only makes sense, of course.

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    • Rachel

      That diaper quote’s pretty nasty…

    • Niamh

      I saw her and her fam in an airport once, in fairness dressed in mismatched olive green slob clothes which were fug, but she was very polite, waiting in line for security and happily posing for photos and signing autographs for everyone. Love her forevermore after that.