Kim Kardashian‘s life gets more mundane and boring by the day. With the exception of her scandalous divorce to Kris Humphries which she refuses to discuss, she has nothing exciting going for her anymore. She had to stoop to tweeting out a topless photo last week just to garner some some positive attention.
Last night her train ride to Snoozeville continued when she got flour bombed at a charity event by someone who apparently screamed, “lousy fur hag” at her before running away. She brushed it off and joked to E!, “Like I said to my makeup artist, I wanted more powder and that’s a whole lot of translucent powder right there.”
But her sense of humor about being covered in flour on the red carpet still doesn’t change the fact she got flour bombed.
Yes, flour bombed. Out of all the white powders that Kim Kardashian could be covered in, she got covered in flour. So she’s basically me last week in my kitchen trying to make cookies with the mixer on too high.
What happened to Kim living the high life. Aren’t real celebrities supposed to be covered in exciting and dangerous white powders like cocaine and anthrax? Or is that too A-list for her now?
This entire flour bombing incident confirms my theory that 2012 is the last year we’ll have to hear about Kim Kardashian. There’s nothing at all exciting about her anymore and this flour bombing just proves it.
Of all the white powders available in Hollywood…flour…I just can’t get over it.