According to her neighbors in Salisbury, Connecticut, Meryl Streep is a big meanie! In fact she’s so mean, that she’s known around the town as “The Nasty Lady.” See? Like The Iron Lady, but meaner!
Neighbors are complaining that she’s not only “mean,” but that she rides around town on her bike snapping at people. She’s just so mean! She doesn’t even want to know any of her neighbors’ names, claimed one neighbor who obviously wants to be on a first name basis with the Academy Award winning actress. Why? Because she’s “two-faced” and mean!
As another anonymous neighbor stated:
“I went to grammar school with Meryl’s daughter Grace, and we all thought it was really cool that her mom was famous. One day, after school, Meryl came on the playground to pick her up, but she was just mean to people!”
Although no one has yet to say exactly what all this “mean” behavior is, I like to think it’s pulled directly from the script of The Devil Wears Prada. Whenever she’s approached, she says in her “mean” voice: “Did you fall down and smack your little head on the pavement?” Wouldn’t that be amazing if every time one of these neighbors tried to approach her, that was her standard response? She could say it all day everyday!
She also had it out with the postmaster and told him she would not be accepting any mail unless it was addressed to her under her married name “Meryl Gummer.” This means if he should forget and delivers some “Streep” mail to her, she’s going to march down to the post office and yell: “Did you fall down and smack your little head on the pavement?” Great!
Whether or not this is true, has yet to be proven. But after I move to Salisbury, CT in the hopes of seeing Meryl in action, I’ll confirm or deny this for everyone. That’s how dedicated I am to this story.