• Wed, Mar 21 2012

Do You Guys Think Reese Witherspoon’s Baby Will Be BFF With Kim Zolciak’s Baby?

Breaking news (to be followed by breaking water in 9 months)! Rom-com actress Reese Witherspoon is pregnant with not-Ryan-Phillippe’s-baby and Real Housewife Kim Zolciak is also pregnant with not-Ryan-Phillippe’s-baby. Can you believe it? Two major pregnancy announcements in one day, none related to Ryan Phillippe. It’s like Christmas for your biological clock. Uterusmas, if you will.

So let’s break down the major deets before you start knitting gifts for the baby showers. Reese Witherspoon and her semi-new husband Jim Toth are around 12 weeks pregnant. They’re only telling their closest friends right now. Except, twist! One of their closest friends told Us Weekly who told us. The science of friendships says we’re now basically in Reese’s inner circle. Which is great because I wanted to congratulate her on the Masterpiece Theater that was This is War.

Now Real Housewife of Atlanta Kim Zolciak’s officially expecting her second child with her husband Kroy Biermann. She told Life & Style Weekly that she’s four months along and she’s all like, this pregnancy is such a blessing. Which is nice because one day her future baby will read this article and will smile to think that he/she was a blessing. He/she probably won’t smile when he/she realizes his/her parents once starred in a Bravo reality show called Don’t Be Tardy For the Wedding. But such is life when you’re born to the kind of mother who announces her pregnancy to a D-list magazine like Life & Style Weekly.

If we’re lucky enough, 18 years from now (or 5 years if Disney gets involved) Kim’s baby and Reese’s baby could totally star on their own reality show together called Our Parents Both Trended on Google on The Same Day Because of Us. Neat to think about, right?

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