Better at rapping, modeling underwear. Might be the greatest actor of his generation.
Another fine actor.
Noted actress, philanthropist, leg-shower. Broke up Brad and Jen's marriage, and can break up any intergalactic dispute.
Did not embarrassingly cheat on spouse with multiple groupies in a hot tub.
Generally pretty cool-looking; has recorded some very good rap albums.
Icelandic pop star with calming, childlike demeanor; can speak multiple alien languages.
If the aliens think we all look and act like him, they'll probably leave us alone.