8 Celebrities Better Fit To Represent Earth Than Ashton Kutcher

Better at rapping, modeling underwear. Might be the greatest actor of his generation.

Another fine actor.

Noted actress, philanthropist, leg-shower. Broke up Brad and Jen's marriage, and can break up any intergalactic dispute.

Self explanatory.

Did not embarrassingly cheat on spouse with multiple groupies in a hot tub.

Generally pretty cool-looking; has recorded some very good rap albums.

Icelandic pop star with calming, childlike demeanor; can speak multiple alien languages.

If the aliens think we all look and act like him, they'll probably leave us alone.