No one will ever accuse Kris Jenner of withholding information and being secretive. The word privacy isn’t exactly a part of the Kardashian/Jenner lifestyle and there’s nothing too private to share. While this results in multi-million dollar contracts for her daughters, Kim, Khloe, Kourtney, Kylie, Kendall, Kandy, Kasey, Kallico, Kadillac, Kallie and Khicken, it results in extremely awkward public birthday cards for her son Rob Kardashian.
Yesterday Rob turned 25. It’s a milestone birthday (hello affordable car rentals!) and Kris Jenner thought the best way to celebrate it was to upload a photo of herself pregnant with Rob to her personal blog. A topless, pregnant photo. Just a mom clutching her breasts while glowing in the light of pregnancy.
While there’s nothing wrong with the naked, pregnant body, there is something wrong with thinking this is a good birthday card image for your son.
Now I know what you’re thinking. You’re thinking there must be a really good explanation for this. A heartfelt message that will explain why she chose this photo, out of all the photos of her and Rob, to include in the birthday blog.
Well, get your tissue box out because here it comes:
Happy 25th birthday to my wonderful, handsome son, Rob!! Rob, you are the best son a mother could ask for and you make me proud every day. I love you so much!!
Four exclamation marks! She must love him a lot! Almost as much as she loves sharing inappropriate photos with him.
Maybe for his 26th birthday she can post a few labor photos? Perhaps a photo of her episiotomy from a few different angles? I’m sure he’ll love it. What normal guy doesn’t want to see his mom naked?!