21 Jump Street Wins At The Box Office; Gives Hope To Those Hoping For More ’80s Remakes

Haughty, British housekeeper teaches a family lessons they couldn't see about themselves is a story to which many can relate. Because who doesn't has a haughty, British housekeeper?

I'm seeing Hugh Grant in the role of Mr. Belvedere and as for the token "heartthrob," we'll make Zac Efron one of the kids.

Simply, they just don't make female characters like Mrs. Garrett anymore. If they did, can you imagine how much better this generation would be?

Since we want to stick to the spunky redhead theme, Julianne Moore would make a great Mrs. Garrett. However, the character of "Natalie Green" will not be included in the movie version so as not to annoy the new generation.

You can never have too many movies about little girl robots named "Vicki." Miley Cyrus would kill it in this role, and it would be fun to listen to her talk like a robot for two hours.

We live in a world that doesn't have enough of two things: educational films and LeVar Burton.

Before you start thinking of those who could play Burton in the movie, stop right there. LeVar will be playing LeVar.

What does Hollywood need right now more than anything? A big screen Alex P. Keaton. Why? Because it just does, if only to make light of the GOP.

Legions of feminists everywhere can get behind "Punky Power," and movies with Golden Retriever puppies always do well. I, of course, will play Punky in this version because she's my style icon.