Kim Kardashian And Kris Humphries Will Get An Annulment In The Unlikely Event Someone Takes The Blame For The Split

Like most of us, Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries want to live in a world where their brief marriage never happened. Without a time turner, they’re turning to annulment; but that’s being held upbecause both Kim and Kris are insisting they entered their marriage with only the purest of intentions.

Before Kim will agree to the annulment she wants her ex to admit he became her lawfully wedded husband by telling her they’d live out their days of wedded bliss in Hollywood, all the while planning on whisking his bride off to Minnesota. Meanwhile Kris will sign off on the annulment if Kim admits the entire marriage was just an acting gig for her and she never intended to remain Mrs. Kris Humphries.

Neither party will budge, so right now the annulment is on hold. While I realize all these demands and refusals are being transmitted through their lawyers, I can’t help but picture the two sitting across from each other deciding who will own up to a marriage destroying lie through a starring contest or an arm wrestling match. That would make for some great dramatic tension on an upcoming episode of Keeping Up With the Kardashians.

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