Our Favorite Drunk Celebrities Remind Us To Stay Classy On St. Patrick’s Day

You'll regret ordering corned beef on a stomach full of alcohol. Trust us on this one. Oh, and the same goes for a Shamrock Shake. No need to combine everything in your stomach on one day.

While you might feel extra cool ordering Guiness all day, don't forget to also order water. You don't want to be the person throwing up her shamrocks and napping in the bathroom before noon.

Remember that bartenders are people too. Probably sober people who aren't as much into the holiday spirit as you. Tip them. Tip them like you just found the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow.

Your Irish accent doesn't get better as you get drunker. You're just getting drunker. So don't even worry about trying to keep it up all day.

While short people are fully aware they're short, try to refrain from calling them wee little leprechuans. It's rude.

Stay away from green tinted glasses. Combined those with green beer is the equivalent of inventing super beer googles.

Allow yourself one and only one Irish Car Bomb. Anymore than that and you're just asking for it. What is it? You don't want to know.

Don't pinch people for not wearing green. It hurts and it's not funny.

This is a day to drink green beer and not a day to show off your history trivia. No one wants to talk about the Irish Potato Famine today.

A parade is no reason to take your clothes off. Or to use the person next to you as a urinal.

Use protection. Tracking down the guy in the green hat from the Irish pub won't be easy.