• Thu, Mar 15 2012

Kim Kardashian Will Do Anything To Distract People From Her Trainwreck Of A Divorce

For the first since her career rocketed her to fame, Kim Kardashian’s headlines are out of her control. During the past few years, she’s manipulated the media into publishing stories that showed her in a good light. While people certainly hated her, she maintained excellent control over her public image. But in the months since she divorced Kris Humphries, this media spotlight shifted directions. Suddenly Kim was the villain, Kris Humphries was the victim and her fairy tale climb up the fame ladder abruptly stopped.

Her downward spiral continued this week when the news broke that Kris didn’t spend any of the money that they made off their wedding, even though it was in a joint bank account. While it’s unclear why Kris didn’t touch it, it still stands that Kim profited off that wedding and Kris did not. Considering that he seems determined to destroy her with this divorce, I don’t think this is the end of this particular story.  I’m sure somewhere down the road it will be revealed that Kris Jenner used the money for a paternity test on a very special episode called, “Who is Khloe’s real dad?”

So what’s a girl to do when everyone thinks she’s stealing millions from her poor ex-husband?

Remind them why she’s famous in the first place by taking off her clothes and tweeting out a topless photo. It basically says, “hey, hey, look over here, forget the divorce! boobs! BOOBIES!”

And it worked temporarily. Everyone’s talking about her absolutley pointless twitpic, instead of about her divorce proceedings. But the divorce is just starting and she only has two boobs to go around.

How many times can she pull this “I look good naked” trick out of the bag? How many nights will she be unable to sleep before her followers tweet prescriptions for Lunesta and call it a night?

Not too many more times, which only solidifies my prediction that by the time this divorce is over, Kim Kardashian career will be over as well.

Good riddance. Am I right or am I right?

 

 

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  • Sierra

    Gurl, I couldn’t of said it better myself!

  • Angee

    “Remind them why she’s famous in the first place by taking off her clothes and tweeting out a topless photo.”

    That made me chuckle…because of how true it is…

  • Angee

    “Remind them why she’s famous in the first place by taking off her clothes”

    That made me chuckle…because of how true it is…

    • Jenni Maier

      I feel like everyone forgets that! She’s famous because of a sex tape. #trashy

  • MANUELMORALES

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