• Wed, Mar 14 2012

OMG! Blue Ivy Has Legs! And Arms!

This photo of Beyonce carrying Blue Ivy walking around New York City is making the rounds today. Everywhere I look, there’s Blue Ivy and Beyonce from 9 different angles — and I just don’t understand it because nothing in this photo is newsworthy.

It’s not like we haven’t seen Beyonce and Blue Ivy before. It’s not like we didn’t know that Beyonce could walk. So what is it about this photo that has everyone going click crazy?

Let me take a wild guess…we can see Blue Ivy’s arms and her legs. Which means only one thing, Blue Ivy has a body! While we assumed she had a body, we didn’t know for sure until today.

Can you imagine how embarrassed Bey and Jay-Z would have been if they had a bodyless baby? How much money they would have to drop to buy a prosthetic body? To buy a new surrogate mother to start the whole thing over again? There goes the whole trademark Blue Ivy fund they were saving up for.

But now we don’t have to imagine the embarrassment because we’re now 100% sure that Blue Ivy has legs and arms and a torso. Sighs of relief all around.

(Photo: NYDN)

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