3. Why is Alexis getting a nose job?
I love when celebrities try to say that they got a nose job because of their “deviated septums.” (See Ashlee Simpson, Ashley Tisdale, Bristol Palin, etc.) We know you’re getting surgery because you think your nose is too big, and that’s fine! I don’t judge people who get plastic surgery; do what you want, but when you make these cop out excuses about how it’s for health reasons, I cannot help but just roll my eyes. I am really warming up to Alexis this seasons, so I am just going to let this slide. You do you, girl.
4. Why is Heather the worst?
Heather went out of her way to “take a different route” with her ’80s costume AKA she looked hot while everyone else looked ridiculous. The whole point of a themed party around the 1980s is to dress up like a goof. She dressed up as one of the girls from the Robert Palmer “Addicted to Love” video while everyone else was in neon and has crimped hair that went to the ceiling. I just cannot get over how uppity and high and mighty this chick acts. And Heather, if you have Google Alerts set up and you’re reading this, I hope you get nicer as the season goes on. I want to like you! Help me out!
5. Will killing Slade with kindness work?
Tamra is on this whole mantra where she believes that if she is nice to Slade, she’ll get to him even more. I am a firm believer in killing people with kindness. It’s hilarious to see a mean person get pissed off when you’re extra nice to them, but I have my doubt that this idea will work on Slade. He has some pretty big vendettas for Tamra and Vicki because of what they said about him being a deadbeat father, but I feel like he should use this to his advantage. Use it in your “comedy routine”, Slademeister.
6. What the hell is going on in next week’s preview?
Next week’s preview looks so intense and amazing, and I cannot wait! These women are all screaming at each other about their boyfriends and husbands and child support and all sorts of things. It’s pure madness. We finally get to see Vicki yell and scream, “YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IT’S LIKE!” which gives me such joy and happiness, you guys don’t even understand. Things seems to really go down at the Bunko ’80s party, and I’m excited to see what happens. Thank you, RHOOC. You make Tuesday nights that much better.