All right Khlovers (letâ€™s face it, sheâ€™s everybodyâ€™s favorite sister), this week on Khloe and Lamar, there were no sex swings or crushed up pills in tea. This episode is all about butting heads with loved ones.
When the episode starts, we learn that Rob wants to find his â€ścalling.â€ť
Rob: â€śAfter doing Dancing with the Stars, I realized that I could really do anything if I really put my mind to it.â€ť
So he wants to start a sock business because just like any regular guy, heâ€™s â€śpassionateâ€ť about socks.
Lamar has a photo shoot, and then Khloe tells him how a photo shoot works and treats him like a little baby. Lamar goes to his photo shoot, and learns that Khloe has already called the photo shoot and tells the staff what time he needs to leave and when he needs to eat.
Khloe: â€śLamar thinks Iâ€™m making him look like a baby, but I know Lamar. If he doesnâ€™t eat, heâ€™s gonna be cranky.â€ť
Oh so this is what a healthy relationship isâ€¦
Khloe and Rob go to work out, and Khloe starts â€śknockingâ€ť Robâ€™s sock idea.
Rob: â€śMy sisters are kind of living up to my dadâ€™s expectations.â€ť
I know every dad expects his daughter to make a sex tapeâ€¦I guess Iâ€™m a failure of a daughter.
Khloe and Robâ€™s trainer: â€śYou gotta look at it this way, everyone wears socks.â€ť
Oh god and then Lamar is riding in a car with Jamie and both of them are making fun of Khloe. Why is Jamie even on this show? Letâ€™s move on.
Lamar is â€śso cleverâ€ť and handcuffs Khloe because heâ€™s playing games with her or because they are unbreakable or some other reason that the producers came up with.
Rob is really getting his business rolling by designing socks and then having Khloeâ€™s live-in BFF, Malika, model the socks for a photo shoot.
R: â€śThis isnâ€™t like my real photo shoot, this is just my portfolioâ€ť
Your portfolio is the name â€śKardashian.â€ť
Cut to Khloe and Lamar going to a dinner meeting for their new fragrance, STILL HANDCUFFED for all of you on the edge of your seat wondering where thisÂ storylineÂ goes.
Khloe: â€śIt is a little awkward trying to have a serious business meeting when youâ€™re handcuffed to one another.â€ť
I think itâ€™s awkward that you think of your â€śbusinessâ€ť as serious.
So Khloe starts complaining about the handcuffs and Lamar tells her to, â€śease up, homie.â€ť
Then something we donâ€™t see very often happens. Khloe and Lamar fight.
K: “I take pride in letting my man be my man, and I had no idea that babying Lamar as I do makes him feel actually like Iâ€™m implying heâ€™s a baby.â€ť
Isnâ€™t that what babying is? Then they make up.
And so do Khloe and Rob because Khloe LOVED Robâ€™s photo shoot.
Khloe: â€śIâ€™m proud of you. Gooo Rob!â€ť
Ugh. I hope there are zero socks in next week’s episode.
(Photo: Daily Mail)