You guys! Justin Bieber turns 18 today, which means you can finally…continue to leave him alone, because he has a girlfriend who is not you. But try telling that to certain #Beliebers out there. I dug a bit deeper into the “Belieber bday sex” trending topic to find a veritable snakepit of sexual horror and borderline criminality. I’m not sure the Biebs would still be laughing if he’d seen some of these.