(You have no idea how many years I’ve waited to write a headline that involved a C-word spelled incorrectly, Kim Kardashian, and whip-it seizures. So, wow, mission accomplished, I can go back to being an accountant now.)
Turns out Kim Kardashian harbors a mean grudge, especially when it comes to Twitter wars with Demi Moore. According to Janet Charlton:
Two years agoÂ Demi MooreÂ took exception to a tweet ofÂ Kim Kardashianâ€™sÂ and it started a mini-twitter war. Kim nonchalantly tweeted that she wasÂ â€śout pimpinâ€™ with my friendsâ€ťÂ and Demi criticized her immature choice of words â€“pointing out that â€śaÂ pimp is a slave ownerâ€ťÂ and the pimp culture should not be glorified. Kim was irritated, but let it slide at the time. But she didnâ€™t forget. AtÂ Elton Johnâ€™sÂ party Kim was heard making fun of the fact that Demi was caught doing drugs with much younger friends -â€śshe called ME immature!â€ť Kim laughingly requested a song â€śdedicated to Demiâ€ťÂ â€“ the song wasÂ Devoâ€™sâ€śWhip It!â€ť
While I only have a vague recollection of this Twitter war, Kim apparently has a much sharper memory. But I guess I would too if Demi MooreÂ embarrassedÂ me in front of the entire Twitter world. As we all know, since this Twitter war, Kim’s done nothing toÂ embarrassÂ herself — so ifÂ anythingÂ were to ever happen to her career, it would be entirely Demi’s fault. Would an immature person get married for 72 whole days? I don’t think so.
So naturally Kim’s been smiling forÂ theÂ cameras for years, while secretly plotting the day she could exact revenge on the heinous bitch who dared to point out the sociological implications of using the word pimp. Â And there’s no better way to ensure you get the last laugh than to mock a woman who is in rehab. That will teach her!
Or she’ll never hear about it and Kim will have toÂ reenactÂ the entire scene all over again. Dratches! All that planning, possibly for nothing.
(Source: Janet Charlton)