Getting too excited about the 1940s cigarette bordello theme is a beginner's mistake.
Ugh, I have to go to the Oscars with Jane Fonda. THIS SUCKS.
What are you wearing, Lisa Eisner?
Kelsey Grammar's really let himself go since settling down with Mourielle Herrera.
(jk, that's music producer Rick Rubin.)
Not even Tom Ford can make a blue velvet blazer with black accessories work on the red carpet.
Getting too excited about the 1940s cigarette bordello theme is a beginner's mistake.
You just know Jon Hamm was in the middle of telling a really dirty joke here. <3
Here are some random, faceless fast food employees!
Some mean person ruined Elizabeth Banks' nice dress by dipping her ass first into a vat of ostrich feathers.
Oh, Martin Short.
Gwyneth Paltrow and Steve Martin compare bowel movements.
This might be the classiest version of "lesbians for attention" I've ever seen.
Witness Chris Rock as he thinks up his comedy routine about meeting George Lucas, right there on the spot.
If you squint, it totally looks like Glenn Close is feeling up Michelle Williams.
Chevy Chase, on the other hand, actually is feeling up that poor lady.
Katy Perry: original seapunk?
I've never seen someone look so ambivalent about standing next to Milla Jovovich.
Steven Tyler is the dude version of your embarrassing aunt who is too fun to dress age appropriately.
Hide yo kids, hide yo wife. (But mostly yo kids.)
