Despite Uggie’s best efforts, it was Angelina Jolie’s right leg who stole the show during the 84th Academy Awards. However it wasn’t only her right leg that was getting attention. Her slim figure also raised a few questions in the Twittersphere, leading many to speculate on whether she was anorexic or if she discovered the one camera angle where it looks like you lost 90% of your BMI.
For years everyone’s tried to figured out Angie’s weight loss secret and guesses range from an eating disorder to a drug addiction to the extreme stress that comes from holding the weight of the world on her shoulders. While we still don’t know how Angie’s so skinny (or why she let Brad Pitt out of the house with that hair), we do know the cure. A CHEESEBURGER!
That’s right. The best fix for Angie’s Madonna arms is to eat a cheeseburger. Seriously, the freelance nutritionists who lurk on Twitter and offer unsolicited (but credible) diet advice truly believe that’s the cure. If one person tweeted “eat a cheeseburger,” I would be suspect, but when you have this many people giving the EXACT same advice you gotta believe there’s something there.
Who needs health insurance when everyone on Twitter is a doctor, right?