Jennifer Lopez’s Areola Is Tonight’s Best Surprise Presenter

If it wasn’t enough of a treat that Jennifer Lopez presented at the Oscars tonight, she brought along her special friend Areola. While
Areola proved to be a little shy, she peeked out and said hello while J-Lo announced the nominees for Best Costume Design. But her shyness got the best of her and she quickly retreated back into J-Lo’s dress by the time J-Lo announced the award for Best Make Up.

There’s nothing quite like an early show nip slip to keep everyone entertained while the boring awards are announced. However I wonder now how Meryl Streep will steal the show. Everyone knows nip slips are her thing. Good luck Margaret Thatcher.

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    • Maria

      Nipples are the dark, kinda perky thingies in the middle of a breast. One would not expect to see one at the inside of a boob, and they don’t look like faint shadows caused by a slightly too tight dress. That’s not a nip slip.

    • tony

      maria is posing as jlo’s stylist it seems