Random White People Throw Blue Ivy A Baby Shower

Ugh. White people. They`re always throwing baby showers for celebrity babies they don`t know. Am I right or did I go to a fancy college prep school for nothing? This particular group of hard-partying friends decided that seeing photos of Blue Ivy wasn’t enough. They wanted, no they needed, to do more for her.

So naturally, they threw her a baby shower. And not just any baby shower, because let’s be honest, we’re talking about Blue Ivy, not Minnie Driver’s son, they made it a theme party. The theme? Blue and Crazy Town. They all dressed in blue, rode a train to Crazy Town and ate lunch together under upside-down blue umbrellas. Just a normal little brunch scene.

Since Jay-Z and Beyonce are being totally overprotective with Blue Ivy and not letting her attend strange baby showers, she did not make it to the par-tay. (Yes, it was definitely the kind of event where the invite said “par-tay.”) Fear not  fellow psychos, the showerers just used a prop Blue Ivy instead as well as a cardboard Beyonce.

And let’s be honest. I’m sure Cardboard Beyonce was a lot more fun than real Beyonce. Even if Cardboard Beyonce couldn’t sing, she looked great. It’s hard to believe she just gave birth to a baby doll just  a few weeks ago.

While I could wax poetic all day long about this totally normal event, I’ll leave you with this Lion King tribute photo. See the rest of the photos right here.

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    • Lo

      Why is it newsworthy that they were white? That doesn’t seem to have anything to do with the story. It’s pretty weird to throw a baby shower for a celebrity baby no matter what color you are.

    • Andy h

      Did it ever occur to you that these people could be making fun of all the hype surrounding the Baby?

    • David Gilbert

      I myself actually attended the party, my roommate hosted the party, and want to verify that there was no racism or hatred for beyonce. The baby shower was thrown out of passion and love for Beyonce and her music!

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    • Matt

      I think white people should do more of this kinda stuff , black people have black magazines, black tv stations , and all sorts of all black music stations white people don’t look at race the way black people do, but I think they should ! Because most and I’m not saying all but most are very proud to be black an there’s nothing wrong with that at all but there are still very proud white people out there that feel if they express themselves as being proud white people they will be labeled as racist !

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