Ugh. White people. They`re always throwing baby showers for celebrity babies they don`t know. Am I right or did I go to a fancy college prep school for nothing? This particular group of hard-partying friends decided that seeing photos of Blue Ivy wasn’t enough. They wanted, no they needed, to do more for her.
So naturally, they threw her a baby shower. And not just any baby shower, because let’s be honest, we’re talking about Blue Ivy, not Minnie Driver’s son, they made it a theme party. The theme? Blue and Crazy Town. They all dressed in blue, rode a train to Crazy Town and ate lunch together under upside-down blue umbrellas. Just a normal little brunch scene.
Since Jay-Z and Beyonce are being totally overprotective with Blue Ivy and not letting her attend strange baby showers, she did not make it to the par-tay. (Yes, it was definitely the kind of event where the invite said “par-tay.”) Fear not fellow psychos, the showerers just used a prop Blue Ivy instead as well as a cardboard Beyonce.
And let’s be honest. I’m sure Cardboard Beyonce was a lot more fun than real Beyonce. Even if Cardboard Beyonce couldn’t sing, she looked great. It’s hard to believe she just gave birth to a baby doll just a few weeks ago.
While I could wax poetic all day long about this totally normal event, I’ll leave you with this Lion King tribute photo. See the rest of the photos right here.