Every year you promise yourself that this will be the year that you see all the Oscar nominated films. Yet, the 2012 Oscars are now just days away and the only thing you’ve seen lately is a Reese Witherspoon film that will go unmentioned on this blog and 1.5 episodes of Smash.
So what’s an Oscar aficionado who likes knowing everything supposed to do?
Read up on our Oscars cheat sheet to find out the plots of all the Best Picture nominees as well as the smart line that you should say to convince your friends that you actually saw the movie. And before you get your “OMG Spoiler alerts” blood pressure up high, know that yes, these descriptions are chock-full of spoiler alerts.
Oh, and don’t worry, your secret’s safe with us.