• Tue, Feb 21 2012

Rihanna And Chris Brown Singing About Rough Sex In The ‘Birthday Cake’ Remix Makes Us Really Uncomfortable

Rihanna "Birthday Cake" remix Chris Brown wanna lick the icing off come and put your name on itAs promised, Rihanna‘s new single “Birthday Cake” — with special collaborator Chris Brown – dropped this weekend. Yes, as if it’s not bad enough that he wished her a happy birthday on Twitter and she responded with a chirpy “Thanks!”, the exes have actually been working together on two tracks.

And you know what makes “Birthday Cake” especially repulsive? Not only can Rihanna stand to share recording credits — we hope not studio space, as well — with the man who beat her up in 2009, but the two sing about how psyched they are to fuck each other’s brains out.

Considering Rihanna’s choice of cake at her actual birthday last week was a half-naked her straddling a monstrous joint, it should come as no surprise that her song about cake would be pretty dirty. And that in and of itself, with a couple we know to be happy and functional (say, Heidi Klum and Seal if they ever got into recording) would be intimate enough. But listening to Rihanna sing about “I know you want it in the worst way” has us squirming. It’s bad enough that Breezy’s fans think that him beating Rihanna up doesn’t make him a bad person; but now Rihanna is condoning that same behavior.

If you can’t listen at work, here’s some sample lyrics from both parties:

Rihanna
Ooh baby, I like it
You so excited
Don’t try to hide it
I’mma make you my bitch
Cake, cake, cake, cake
I know you wanna bite this
Its so enticin’
Nothin’ else like this
I’mma make you my bitch

Chris Brown
Girl I wanna fuck you right now
Been a long time I been missin’ your body
Let me, let me turn the lights down
When I, when I go down, it’s a private party
It’s not even her birthday, but I wanna lick the icing off
Give it to her in the worst way
I wanna blow the candles out

There’s so much history embedded in here, with Rihanna saying things like, “Remember how you did it? / If you still want to kiss it, then come and kiss it.” But you know which lyric really gets me? “Come and put your name on it”—because how can you joke about him marking you up when he did, publicly?

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  • Jenni Maier

    This song an.d this collaboration define the word vile

  • Neecy

    You know I’ve never been a fan of Rihanna, but if these 2 adults want to get back together in music or real life then so be it. You know I’m sick of people always saying teach your boys to not hit girls. But you know what I got 2 nephews and I told them if anyone hits you and keeps hitting you may it be a boy or a girl, hit their ass right back.
    When we’re teaching boys not to hit girls, you should also tell girls not to provoke boys or go hitting them with the belief that they’re not going to hit your ass back b/c you’re a girl. I also got nieces and I told them that don’t think just cause you hear that boys not to hit girls mean you’re going to go provoking the boys in school hitting them cause don’t be surprise when they hit your ass back.
    Society who doesn’t like to make gender roles these days sure stick on that boys don’t hit girls shit. My 11 yr old nephew had this girl when he was in second grade hitting him in the back of the head over and over and then she threw her hot lunch on him and when he got up to tell she cried first to the teacher saying he was hitting her. Little girl even messed up her hair and clothes to make it look like he was hitting her. He got sent to the Principal. That little thing is lucky the principal didn’t call my number cause. She been doing this to him since the beginning of the yr at that time. And that little B…. would always say you can’t hit me, you’re a boy.
    So by the time I found out about it, I told him I will pick him up the next day, I even took the day off. And I told him if that little B hit’s you and throws hot food on you slap her like she’s a man. Now my nephew took Karate and could of knock her ass out at anytime, but he didn’t. So I told him Just one good slap across her face and then tell them to call your aunt. Police had to be called to the school b/c it wasn’t no way my nephew was going to be suspended when he’s getting hit in his head and hot food thrown on him every day and he keeps getting in trouble. And when the lunch teachers see they say oh she’s a little girl. They the say damn age at that time.
    Anyway before him beating her up, she used to knock him around too. Rhiana and Chris . Neyo said this after the Grammys beat up incident . They used to constantly fight each other like they in a real fight. It’s not one sided. However if Rihanna was related to me and he hit her for no reason, my brothers, uncles and male cousins would of bust his ass into the hospital. And if Chris was my family and some girl was always hitting him and she of age I would bust her asss myself.
    Guess what I know how to fight, but I’m not going to go up to a man and start hitting him cause I’m a girl and I can. But if one was ever to hit me, he would be dealt with.

    Whoppi Goldberg was the only one to say this after Chris fought with Rihanna. That society always tells boys if a girl hits you don’t hit her back and everyone on the panel esp. Elizabeth until Whoppi said you should also teach your little girls to not go around hitting boys cause you a girl. Cause one day a boy is going to hit you back. Nobody on the View loved that comment.

  • Neecy

    Parents and adults need to better explain celebrities to kids. I’m going to tell yall how I told it to my nieces and nephews although in my family they heard it before.
    Famous people are regular people that became famous either cause they made a video, can sing, was in a movie or people start writing about them. They’re not Gods and Godesses. They have cooks, chefs, makeup people, stylists. They don’t get up looking like that. They wear fake hair, eye lashes, fake breast, bronzers, fill in eye brows etc. I went into detail. I’ve been telling them this since they started school yrs ago. And you know what I also told them if you decide to buy something b/c a celebrity uses it or reccommended it then don’t turn around and be mad when you see them on cribs and you’re like Oh I wish I had that that and that. Cause everytime you bought their products you helped them to have all they have.
    And my nieces are at the Justin Bieber ages now and instead of going to his concert last yr, they spent that money on getting on extra rides at Six Flags . So last Summer everytime we wentout, they always had their own money to buy any extras they wanted or extra game they wanted to play. In other words they don’t put no celebrity or athlete on a pedestal . The little ones get $7 a week. Spents $2 and saves the rest. The older ones get $15. Spents $5 and saves the rest. Parents are always afraid to tell kids how they really feeel.

    • junior

      finally someone who understands the celebrity world

  • junior

    why all the fuss, people, let them be, it is about time people mind their on business.you dig

  • Dula Foxx

    Wat the fuk does it matter if they get back together… They was real good together, before the incident.. Obviously she want him back the fuk… Im puttin up $100 they be back together before the year out…

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