Shortly after proving his critics right by shouting “I’ve learned nothing and there’s nothing you haters can do about it” from the rooftops, Chris Brown has taken to twitter yet again to prove us haters in the media even right-er. “DEAR MEDIA,” he wrote yesterday in a tweet that’s since been deleted. “Ur plan is not working…I’m not going anywhere so get used to me. How long is this gonna take?”
I’m not going to bother engaging with the twisted logic that makes Brown a victim in his own mind; Jenni did an excellent job of that yesterday. Instead, I’m going to ask the more practical question of where the hell was Chris Brown’s PR team on this? Were they taking a lunch break? Because I’m pretty sure that if I were a member of that team, and I was going out to lunch, I would lock his mobile device in a secret cabinet somewhere until I got back. I know it can be hard to tell a celebrity what to do, but if you don’t think you’re up to that task, maybe don’t work in PR for dim, narcissistic celebrities?
And here’s another example of the Chris Brown PR team doing things poorly: Us Weekly published a story today alleging that Brown’s new pickup line is “Can I get your number? I promise I won’t beat you!” Charming. When reached for comment, Brown’s rep said, “I’d be surprised if Chris said something that stupid.” Another clear sign that they haven’t been paying attention to anything Brown has said or done for quite some time now.
(Via E! Online)