Last night Lifetime premiered the latest in the John Stamos creepy but attractive canon: Secrets of Eden. Full of intrigue, betrayal, and enough flashbacks to make you dizzy Secrets of Eden tells the story of an abusive husband who murders his wife and is then shot himself. A detective investigates the husband’s murder, and is quickly suspicious of the Pastor (Stamos) who was counseling the wife before the murder and baptized her the day it occurred. It was tough to pick out highlights when the movie had so much going on (pagans! river baptisms! The Fray concerts!) but in case you missed it, here are seven of the best moments and lines.