Happy Birthday Adam Lambert: Celebrating His Crazy Fashion Choices

The piece of glittery fabric wrapped around his stomach makes it look like he has a really expensive wound.

Proving a confident attitude can't save every outfit.

If you're out of liquid eye-liner, tinfoil will do in a pinch.

Working a Clockwork Orange vibe.

He stole that from Johnny Depp on the Alice in Wonderland set.

I wonder if PETA is ok with wearing Grimace fur.

Obviously someone was trying to rebuild him but got bored half way through.

The man loves his top hats.