What If Sandra Bernhard Had Played Miranda Hobbs In Sex And The City?

“If you close your eyes, you could just as well imagine me to be vintage Ali MacGraw, circa 1968.”

"I can't tell you 100 percent what makes a relationship work. But I can see something good coming and I can see something bad coming."

"I'm very much a humanist. I'm very much pro-choice. I'm very much politically correct."

"When you're constantly looking for things from other people, you're not looking within yourself."

"I don't like surgery. I don't like elective surgery, I don't like surgery that you have to have."

"I tend to go against the grain because when I start to see that everybody's trying to shock, I try not to. I just do stuff that's subtler, more emotional, and I think that shocks people."

"I'm sure that Jesus was an incredible person."

“Love is the only shocking act left on the face of the earth.”