Even though we’re sad not to hear news about Toddlers & Tiaras superstars Mackenzie or Eden Wood, we’ve still been blessed with a new off-the-wall aspiring pageant queen this season: Excitable, slurring Alana, better known by her nickname Honey Boo Boo Child. Here’s a quick clip to catch you up:
Dr. Drew, bless his heart, had Honey Boo Boo Child and her deranged mother on his talk show Dr. Drew Lifechangers, and while it doesn’t quite match the live breast exam with Courtney Stodden, it’s still a pretty unbelievable interview. Mostly because Dr. Drew makes himself the guinea pig, by taking a few sips of Alana’s “Go Go Juice”—a potent blend of energy drink (probably Mountain Dew) and caffeine drink (e.g., Red Bull) that makes her simultaneously jump around crazily and sound like a drunk.
You can see the juice’s effects on poor Dr. Drew immediately: “I’m kind of starting to sweat a little bit,” he says. “I can’t speak, my tongue’s getting thick… I can’t talk because I’ve got this Go Go Juice making my mouth thick… I’m having trouble, I’m starting to lose it.” Then he actually spits it out, amazing.
As ONTD points out, Extra actually removed the article about the video, perhaps because of some conflict of interest. But you can still read a snippet on the IMDb page that links to it, including this damning quote from Dr. Drew: “To give a child anything that can alter their mood is egregious, and their behavior is unconscionable.”