I’d post this under “Fan Fiction” because of how ludicrous it is, but we can’t take credit: The National Enquirer is pushing a story that Khloe Kardashian‘s father is none other than acquitted killer O.J. Simpson. It’s the perfect soapy, fitting, fictional solution to the “who is Khloe’s dad?” controversy of the past few weeks.
You might remember that before the Kardashians were famous for Kim‘s sex tape, their family had a different notoriety: Dad Robert Kardashian was O.J.’s lawyer in his 1995 murder trial for the death of ex-wife Nicole Brown Simpson. The Kardashians were close friends with O.J. and Nicole, but the Enquirer claims that O.J. and Kris Jenner had an affair back in 1983, around the time that Khloe was conceived. Another source said, “O.J. bragged about his sex life and many female conquests, which he said included some of his best friends’ wives.”
Of course, the Kardashians have summarily denied this. Kris tweeted, Thanks for all your love and support today dolls! Wow some of the stories out there today are either fabricated, or SO 24 years ago!! LOVE U, while Khloe wrote, And do they rumors ever stop? What is the recent obsession with all of this? What are they going to say next? #SoapOpera
This is what we imagine Khloe feels like right now:
She’s had a rough few weeks, and could use a laugh.