O.J. Simpson Is Khloe Kardashian’s Father, Says National Enquirer

I’d post this under “Fan Fiction” because of how ludicrous it is, but we can’t take credit: The National Enquirer is pushing a story that Khloe Kardashian‘s father is none other than acquitted killer O.J. Simpson. It’s the perfect soapy, fitting, fictional solution to the “who is Khloe’s dad?” controversy of the past few weeks.

You might remember that before the Kardashians were famous for Kim‘s sex tape, their family had a different notoriety: Dad Robert Kardashian was O.J.’s lawyer in his 1995 murder trial for the death of ex-wife Nicole Brown Simpson. The Kardashians were close friends with O.J. and Nicole, but the Enquirer claims that O.J. and Kris Jenner had an affair back in 1983, around the time that Khloe was conceived. Another source said, “O.J. bragged about his sex life and many female conquests, which he said included some of his best friends’ wives.”

Of course, the Kardashians have summarily denied this. Kris tweetedThanks for all your love and support today dolls! Wow some of the stories out there today are either fabricated, or SO 24 years ago!! LOVE U, while Khloe wroteAnd do they rumors ever stop? What is the recent obsession with all of this? What are they going to say next? #SoapOpera

This is what we imagine Khloe feels like right now:

She’s had a rough few weeks, and could use a laugh.

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    • lisa turner

      Its not so funny anymore..is it? I could recall swabbing your mothers mouth.. because you thought you were adopted.. but now you know why you are 7 ft. tall, very dark, and I heard you are a natural blond.. you Kardahian’s love publicity.. you love the camera, how about you take a DNA using your fathers.. ask his wife if she has any hair from an old brush he used, or a envelope he licked, or anything, perform this test on national TV… I dont think you could stand the truth, so Andre the Giant… no you werent adopted.. you are the product of your mothers past… I also knew something was weird about you..and you didnt quite “fit” in with the rest of the Kardashians pigmy’s.. Do a DNA on national TV you reality whores.. by the way, I coudnt believe my ears, once I heard you tell your “pimp” mother to eat your P…… I have never heard any one so disrespectful to their own mother in my entire life.. I could also remember your parasite fat lazy brother saying to your mother that she needs to get boned… but then again, if she is going to act like one of your friends, pal, dog, then I guess she will get treated the way you all talk to her… she is so money hungry and power hungry she doesnt seem to mind..

    • anon

      Usually I hate giving any credibility to the enquirer but they got John Edwards affair baby right so who knows…

    • Finally

      The key thing to pick up on is the Yetti saying “That is so 24yrs ago” She mocks what she does not really understand- as it is not food or money- The “relationship” OJ (See cold blooded killer) And Kris (see fame whore) had way back when was HUGE news- Prompting a minor separation between the husband and wife- then like any good PR company- They “put the past behind them” and went on… They never denied the “Relationship” as the dozens of people that happen to see them hot and heavy on a “work” trip to nyc at a space called Wilsons- Poor, Poor, yetti- Looking like that on the inside and out- and now having a Killer as a dad- She will write a book soon- So don’t feel to bad for it.. Her…