So Many Mermaid Dresses On The Golden Globes Red Carpet

Sophia is legally obligated to wear the tightest dress possible at all times, so she kind of switched it up by letting her ankles roam free in this Vera Wang configuration.

Reese decided to dress like Jessica Rabbit this evening, with a tight little dress that flared out at the bottom.

Following in the cartoon theme, Paula mixed Belle yellow from Beauty And The Beast with the mermaid silhouette. This is not a recommended maneuver.

Kelly Osbourne is one of E!'s "fashion experts." Not only did she dye her hair a peculiarly drab shade of grey/purple just in time for award season, but she dressed like a character form under the sea. In fact, she is closely resembling Ursula, the villain from The Little Mermaid, here.

Kate can basically look good in anything, but this particular configuration forced Seth Rogen to announce that he needed to "conceal a massive erection."

She kind of looks like a wedding cake topper. But she also looks kind of amazing anyway.