Poor Kris Humphries. Following his failed bid at becoming a reality star, he’s retreated to that which he knows best: mother basketball. But, like a bird who senses her baby has been touched by human hands, basketball simply does not want him anymore.
In his first game since re-signing to the New Jersey Nets (and, not insignificantly, since his divorce from one of the most hated women in America), Humphries was booed by the spirited crowd each time he dared to do anything.
Why were they booing? I’m no expert in the psyches of basketball fans, but shouldn’t they be happy he got out of his fake marriage to that round-assed succubus? Something to the effect of “Congrats on getting your balls back, bro! Now it’s time to focus on the most important activity of all, putting a basketball through that circular net-like thing.”
I guess Humphries seemed like he wanted to stay married to Kim Kardashian, so that’s a point against him. Or maybe they simply did not much appreciate his constant compulsion to fart in girls’ faces.