When you hear “Christmas,” don’t you think leather and steely blue? Don’t you picture a family standing beneath a stark white wall and grimacing? There will be no merrymaking on the Kardashian’s Kristmas Kard. No ma’am, just austerity and lots of expensive clothes.
I feel like this is less a Christmas card and more a one-sheet for a movie called Klue: A Kardiashian Kristmas. One of these people has murdered Ryan Seacrest with a household object! (Spoiler: it’s Mason.)
(via Huffington Post)