Kourtney Kardashian’s Sperm Cake Will Make Everything Better

The Kardashians have engaged in twitter wars with cast members of Teen Mom before, and the news that Kourtney Kardashian is expecting baby number two wasn’t something Teen Mom Farrah Abraham could hear without making her opinions known. Farrah tweeted, “I’m Shocked Kourtney Kardashian is pregnant again. Did she not learn anything from TEEN MOM? Maybe it’s a fake pregnancy like kims wedding SAD.”

I’ll admit before I read any Kardashian camp backlash I was already confused by the tweet. What was Kourtney, someone in her 30s, with enough money to support a Jolie-Pitt size pack of babies, with an extensive family support system suppose to have learned from the Teen Mom girls raising their children with limited funds and support?

Not about to take the slight in stride Kourtney shot back on twitter, “Why would I have anything to do with teen mom? I’m 32 years old! I may look young honey, but don’t get it twisted. :)” I love how she managed to get in a dig and a compliment for herself in there. You silly girl, it’s not your fault, I do look young and gorgeous.

Not all of Kourtney’s tweets this weekend have been aimed at getting Farrah to shut up. She also wanted to share her excitement over a certain health class inspired desert her friends whipped up for her. Nothing comforts you after a day verbal jousting like a sperm cake. Sure to be sold in Brooklyn bakeries any day now.

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