Merry Christmas! Santa came early this year, but he’s already out of everything good, so he left you a shrug and this cover of “All I Want for Christmas” sung by Justin Bieber and Mariah Carey. In the video they play a pair of flirtatious maybe-lovers, which is an image you’ll now have to live with for the rest of your life.
The video was debuted last night during NBC’s annual Rockefeller Center Christmas tree lighting special, a fun, family program that was only made more wholesome with the introduction of a sexy Santa making overtures toward a 17-year-old boy.
Merry Christmas everyone! And a morally ambiguous New Year.