Some say he’s our greatest American hero. I mean, he didn’t, like, free any slaves or anything, but Bill Murray was in Ghostbusters! And now the second-greatest American hero has gone and drawn Bill’s face on the five-dollar bill.
It’s pretty impressive how easily Abraham Lincoln can transform into Bill, which is good news for all you kids out there who have been dreaming for a Bill Murray Civil War comedy. It’ll be like Groundhog Day, plus death and racism. Yeah!