Reddit‘s AMA (Ask Me Anything) threads are often informative, enriching, and And every once in a while, they’re incredibly juicy. In a recent AMA, a 19-year-old woman currently living in New York City revealed that she is a former child star who did a lot of background work on Disney and Nickelodeon shows in 2010. That means she got to run in the same circles as Selena Gomez, Miley Cyrus, the Jonas Brothers, and more—and boy, does she have some unflattering stories! Although she shares gossip on the familiar faces above, the worst one seems to be former Sonny with a Chance star Demi Lovato.
The user, thedictatorscut, couldn’t share much personal information, including her parents’ jobs, for fear of revealing her identity. Ostensibly the Reddit moderators approved her, since the thread makes no mention of her being a fake. So while we’ll take this with a grain of salt, let’s also move forward into the gossip, yeah?
To start off, thedictatorscut can confirm what we’ve long believed, that the JoBros’ purity ring act was fake:
Not to get too into detail (because this is one that could actually give me away), but yeah, no, they let their success go to their heads way too quickly. None of those guys had any business wearing a promise ring, hahaha. (And I’m not anti-sex, don’t get me wrong! I’m just anti-having-sex-with-older-women-and-lying-about-it-to-seem-like-good-Christians.) Joe was probably the worst of the three.
But because it hasn’t been asked yet: Zac Efron? Very professional. And retina-searingly beautiful.
Older women, huh? How Gossip Girl of you. And though she volunteers the compliments about Zac, the poster doesn’t say much either way about his ex and fellow High School Musical star Vanessa Hudgens. (The only mention is when someone asks “How do I bang Miley Cyrus?” and she answers, Work with her. Or else just move to LA and become kind of a gross hipster. I dunno, man. Doesn’t Vanessa Hudgens seem like a more reasonable goal?)
Now, on to the big boys—or, as it may be, the big girls.