You see this photo of Kathy Griffin and Jesse Tyler Ferguson, take for Out Magazine? Are you looking right at it? Well, congratulations — you’ll never have sex again.
Jesse and Kathy have managed to create what very well may be the world’s absolute least sexy photograph. The photo is part of the magazine’s annual Out100 portfolio, and evidently, the pose was suggested by the two performers. It’s a riff on this Rolling Stone cover:
Just one or two subtle differences, right? Like how Jesse won’t touch Kathy’s breasts. And the face he’s making. And how unbelievably miserable and uncomfortable these two look. Way to squash libidos, Out!