If We All Boycott Jack And Jill Maybe Adam Sandler Will Stop Making So Many Crappy Movies

Dustin Hoffman plays a difficult-to-work-with actor who decides to dress up as a woman to land a part on a popular soap opera. Complications ensue when he falls for his costar played by Jessica Lange, whose widowed father falls in love with Hoffman’s “Dorothy.” The film is so much classier than it needs to be, never stooping to cheap jokes about how ugly Dustin Hoffman looks as a woman. And trust me, she’s pretty ugly.

The granddaddy of cross-dressing comedy, Some Like It Hot features Tony Curtis and Jack Lemmon as two musicians who must go undercover as women after witnessing a mafia job. One finds himself in love with Marilyn Monroe, like you do, and the other finds himself pursued by a wealthy eccentric. You should probably just watch this movie anyway. It’s great.

Robin Williams dresses up as a delightful elderly nanny in order to spend more time with his children after a messy divorce. I’m already crying.

Robin Williams is married to Nathan Lane who performs as a woman at a Miami nightclub. They must take on the persona of man and wife in order to hide their homosexuality from his son’s fiancée’s parents. Still crying.

How can the Wayans Brothers’ White Chicks be better than Jack And Jill? Not only do they change gender, they change race. That’s like extra-credit in general awfulness. Plus, it’s on Netflix Instant. All things considered, still a better use of your time.

A disgraced NBA star dresses up as a woman in order to join the WNBA. I wanna see THAT. At least more than I wanna pay $13.00 to see Jack And Jill.

Just kidding.