Are you one of those conspiracy theorists who’s convinced the U.S. government has top-secret information about the existence of alien species? Well, either get to work writing a script for J.J. Abrams or move onto something else, because President Obama has assured us that he has had no dealings with space creatures.
Evidently, some folks have started an online petition calling for the government to “formally acknowledge an extraterrestrial presence engaging the human race.” No dice, though, because those little green space dudes just aren’t in contact with the president. A spokesman for the White House said:
“The U.S. government has no evidence that any life exists outside our planet, or that an extraterrestrial presence has contacted or engaged any member of the human race. In addition, there is no credible information to suggest that any evidence is being hidden from the public’s eye.”
But then how do we explain crop circles? And rumors of abduction? And Snooki? Better get to work on your line, The Government.