Thanks to teen bride/”singer”/aspiring reality star Courtney Stodden‘s hunger for the cameras, we’ve had the pleasure of seeing her in a variety of cringe-inducing outfits meant for someone her husband’s age. But whether she’s wearing a tight black minidress, a bikini, or her interpretation of a cheerleader’s uniform, she always has this odd bicep bracelet. She wears it with so many outfits, it might as well get billing as an extra on her eventual reality show. We thought the accessory went out of style in the ’80s, which only confirms our theory that Courtney is actually a 35-year-old performance artist. Enjoy!