Gallery: Who Should Zooey Deschanel Date Next?

As you may know by now, polarizing manic pixie dream girl Zooey Deschanel has just announced her separation from her husband of two years, Death Cab For Cutie front man Ben Gibbard. This is sad and all, but I think she should take this as an opportunity to find an even better husband who will love her even more, and if he happens to help her get more mainstream-famous in the process, well, who would she be to complain? When life hands you lemons, you make yummy ginger sunshine lemonade with a twist of sparkly persimmon. Here are eight quirky ideas for Zooey’s adorkable love life.

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