The Chia Pet’s a wonderful thing. It allows you to playact at owning a pet without having to feed it or walk it or clean up after it when it pees on the carpet. So why would you want to ruin the best part of the Chia Pet by adding a real, live dog to the equation? Well, just like so many questions (Why’d you come home shoeless and covered in blood?; How come you have seven new cavities?), the answer here is: Halloween!
Is he… covered in cilantro? Oh my god, now I want to eat him.