As part of his continuing effort to convince everyone he’s just a nice, normal guy and not a crazy narcissistic asshole, Chris Brown put on a skin-tight alien costume and tweeted a picture of his bulge to his 5 million+ followers last night. You know, totally normal behavior.
“I don’t think I can wear this costume tonight! Gonna change!” he oh so coyly captioned it, as if he hadn’t shown his creepy, diagonal tights-bulge to 5 million people already. I think it’s time for a little Internet lesson: Just because it’s online (and not IRL) doesn’t mean different rules apply. I know it’s easy to be an exhibitionist via Twitter, Whosay, and whichever other social media apps you’re using, but if you wouldn’t show up to a party in that thing like, “LOL I shouldn’t be wearing this LOL you can totally see my peen LOL!”, do not do the equivalent thing on social media. The people who see it may not be literally inches from it, but they are still corporeal beings, and they still have the ability to get nauseated IRL. Seriously dude, nobody needed to see that. Netiquette 101.
(Via DListed)
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