Crushable Quoteable: Robert Pattinson Claims To Have Accidentally Married Kristen Stewart

I bet you didn’t think today could possibly yield news about a wedding even faker than Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries. But alas, Robert Pattinson claims that the wedding ceremony shot for Twilight: Breaking Dawn might have actually rendered him and Kristen Stewart married in the eyes of the church. Robert explains:

“The wedding scene’s funny because we used a real priest. So technically we are already married because he did all the things you would do in a normal ceremony. So we don’t have a civil union in law, but I guess in the church we are actually married.”

RPatz, what were you thinking letting something like that happen? Don’t you realize you could have banked millions by holding out for an E! wedding special? I guess now you’re stuck with the millions you’ve banked from doing the Twilight series. Speaking of, there’s only 18 days of pure torture to struggle through before Breaking Dawn comes out!

Oh! Also, Robert, that’s not how weddings work. So don’t worry about it, kiddo.

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