Mr. Rogers Reveals His True Identity

This just in: Kindly old Mr. Rogers is NOT your friend. He does NOT love you just the way you are. It is NOT a beautiful day in the neighborhood. BECAUSE MR. ROGERS IS FREDDY KRUGER.

Jeez. Talk about a nightmare on Elm Street. I may never sleep again. Thanks, reddit.


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